You're Looking and Whispering; You think I'm Someone Else

[fracturedbeauty]

Who: Yukari, Yukari's double, and you, open to every character 18 and up.
What: Yukari's double is out to destroy his life... By flirting with everyone on sight
Where: Around Hadriel.
When: January 16 - 25
Warnings: Sexual suggestions and provocation, lots of flirting, will update if needed.

Update: Original!Yukari is only available until the evening of the 24th, as he got murdered by Sans' Clone.



[A] (The Double)

He got it! He can't believe it was so easy to steal his Original's cell phone. But then, he is only outwitting himself after all. When you know how you think, it's easy to guess when the little device will be left unattended. The double gently pats it into his pocket. This will be very useful later.

But, until then, he's going to spend his time wandering Hadriel, avoiding his Original by predicting the patterns of his own mindset. Killing the Original can come later, after he's thoroughly embarrassed him and destroyed his reputation. And he knows just the way to do it, leaving his mark for months after he's gone. The beauty of destruction at it's finest.

In fact, he spies a victim at the ready right now. He wanders over to them and leans in suggestively.

"Well, hello there, good looking," he says it teasingly with a wink. "What's someone like you doing at a time like this, hmm?"

[B] (The Original)

Yukari is wandering around, unaware that there is a copy of himself running around. He is concerned that his phone has gone missing, though. Just where did he leave it? It's not like him to misplace something. Although he appears to be walking as nonchalantly as he always does, anyone who observes him more closely will see him closely inspecting the scenery to find the little device. It would be rather unfortunate if his phone fell into someone else's hands. The havoc they could cause. He's not completely worried, it's just extremely inconvenient.

He pauses mid-stride and sets his hands on his hips, huffing in frustration. Just where did it get to?

((OOC: If you've met/handwaved meeting Yukari's Double and would like to yell/demand answers/whatever at him for what the heathen did, this is the appropriate slot to do it.))

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[A] ~17th

[infinite1up]

The original Sato still has his phone, but he does happen to be down one Playstation Vita. He actually felt annoyed by this at first, but hunting himself down is an interesting challenge.

But he's lost sight of Satwo after a good chase. The problem isn't thinking of where he would go. There's just too many options with a whole wide city, and clearly his double's motivations don't quite match his own, otherwise he would have stayed to fight a bit longer.

Breaking from considering his "own" motivations, he glances up, putting on a pleasant smile as the stranger approaches.

The actual words out of Yukari's mouth don't change the smile, although there's the slightest quizzical quality now, the slightest tilt of his head to the side. It's hard to tell if he's really staring per se, but there's definitely mild confusion present from the pause before he replies with his usual level of pleasantries.

"Oh, just thinking about a problem. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met?"

[fracturedbeauty]

"Hmm... perhaps I could help you solve a problem." He gives an airy chuckle, still closing the space between them. "We haven't, which is just a shame, really. Yukari Mishakuji."

He plays with a strand of his hair idly as he tries to press himself against Sato's arm. Actually sleeping with Sato is not important, so much as making him feel awkward around his Original. He highly doubts they even would. But, whatever happens, he'll go with the flow. The more fucked up the situation becomes for his Original, the better.

"Would you like to perhaps join me at the bar for a drink? It's on me, or it could be on me, if you like."

This double isn't pulling any punches. Let's go straight for the throat.

[infinite1up]

Rather than offended or outraged or even taken in by the act, Sato just continues to have that mildly bemused look. Being offended means he would have to actually care, which he doesn't. He supposes it's a little flattering more than anything, really.

"Sato," he introduces himself with that same smile, still playing the straight man, although clearly not pulling away either. "Unfortunately, I don't think I have time for a drink right now. Besides, it could get a little awkward if any of the Guard happened to be in there, too," he explains pleasantly, watching Yukari's expression.

[fracturedbeauty]

"Oh, you don't like the Guard either?" He moves himself to Sato's front, keeping himself as close as Sato will allow. "Well, it doesn't have to be a drink, then. What do you have time for? Or... maybe there's a way I can help you free up your schedule." He leans in, breathing warmly on Sato's neck as he tries to nip his ear.

Like, come on, seriously. There's a ridiculously gorgeous boy hitting on you. He doesn't even care if your straight. Forget about your clone and that toy, when you can toy with what's right in front of you.

[infinite1up]

With this being honestly the closest anyone has been to him in years and years (that he wasn't in the middle of killing, anyway), this is an unusual position he's been put in. It's not quite so easy to say that clearly something funny is going on though, especially with such a strange variety of people brought into the city. But this extreme of a reaction has gone from flatterning to a little fishy.

Before Yukari can get in the ear nip, Sato gently but firmly pushes him back to at least arm's length, hands on his shoulders. "I'm glad to hear you feel the same way about the Guard," he says lightly, "but this is a going a little far for someone you just met, don't you think?"

[fracturedbeauty]

Ah-ha! Finally, a reaction. Now to just roll with it.

He blinks, looking a little shocked at the sudden distance.

"It is? Where I'm from, it's not at all." Complete and utter lies. "It's actually a strong indicator that you find someone desirable. Just an initiator. After we warm up to each other, then it can become official." Trying to make it sound like he wasn't trying to outright sleep with him, just use physical means to get his attentions.

He presses a finger to his lips in thought. "I'm still adjusting to this different worlds idea. Or... maybe you don't find men, or me, attractive?" He gives off a slight air of naivete.

Since Sato doesn't know him, he can say whatever he wants and not raise suspicion to the character of his Original.

[infinite1up]

The thought occurs to him that Yukari might have been sent by his double to try to divest him of his phone or pistol -- but a surreptitious pocket check tells him that isn't the case. It wouldn't really be his style anyway, he muses.

Under other circumstances he might see where this goes out of curiosity more than anything. But right now is not the time.

"Oh, it's quite a change, isn't it?" he replies easily, though not answering the questions directly. "Maybe sometime later when I'm not having to deal with a thing or two, I should give you a call?"

A

[darthvaderfanboy]

...What? No really, what the hell is going on? He turns towards Yukari, blinking behind the mask. Now that's one cheesy pick-up line. And being the son of Han Solo, he's heard some pretty bad ones in his time. Well, he's not about to be baited. There's only one way to deal with people like this: scare them away.

"Considering homicide," he replies in the flattest tone imaginable. Should he pull out the lightsaber? He's thinking hard about it.

[fracturedbeauty]

Luckily, or perhaps not so luckily, Yukari's already a not-so-easily-deterred type. The double definitely isn't going to stand down as long as he doesn't have to. He's going to go ahead and test the waters with this guy's temperament.

He sets his chin in his hand, chuckling lightly.

"Homicide, hmm? Well, I suppose you could do that, but wouldn't you like to do something more... fun?" He leans in more closely to Kylo Ren. Absolutely fearless, this one. "And I mean really fun, if you get my drift, baby."

[darthvaderfanboy]

Kylo remains nonplussed to the heavy-handed flirtation. It's not like it hasn't ever happened before. Just not usually when he's got his mask and cape up, every inch of him screaming that he's a Force user of the Dark Side.

He folds his arms across his broad chest, looking at Yukari like he's trying to find the best way to eviscerate him without attracting attention. "Tell me, has this actually ever worked on anyone? Or are you brain-damaged in some way?"

[fracturedbeauty]

He chuckles airily. Talk about your sticks in the mud.

"You mean flirting? Of course it's worked before. But then..." He indicates to all of himself with a sweep of his hand. "It's not like I have to try very hard."

He leans forward to set his fingertips on the man's chest. He probably should be concerned about making physical contact with someone like this. But then, he called his first bluff. And if this guy moves to hurt, well... he could always use it to his advantage.

"I could flirt with anyone I'd like and get their attentions with ease. And here I am trying to pick you up, and all you can do is be stiff about it. Are you wondering why, is that it? Why would such a glorious looking boy be hitting on big, scary me, is that right? Haven't you ever heard of fetishes, my dear?"

[darthvaderfanboy]

Kylo looks the man over. It's true he's good looking. Kylo would have to be blind and stupid not to notice that much. But he's an angry grump by nature and so such flattery doesn't puncture through his outer layer as far as it might on someone else.

Quick as a flash, when Yukari touches his chest, he grabs ahold, hand wrapped tightly around his wrist. He's faster than he looks, reflexes tuned into the Force. "Unless your fetishes include having your outer layers of skin burned right off, I suggest you rethink before touching me again. Do I make myself clear?"

[fracturedbeauty]

Even with Kylo being as fast as he is, it's not like the Double tries to pull away from it. In fact, he accepts it wholeheartedly, feeling the tight grip around his wrist as he continues to chuckle.

"Yes, of course, My Lord."

Near as he can determine, this is the kind of guy that commands respect. ...And probably doesn't deserve it. But that's neither here nor there, is it? Not for what he's after. Sounding a little subservient might get this guy to open up a little. And if he ends up truly thinking Yukari will serve him, well... that's just more trouble for his Original, isn't it?

A - 16th (might have to tag B later too! xD )

[feelslikeimspilling]

It was early still and Will was just on his way home from taking Winston out for his morning walk, completely unaware of the double of himself waiting patiently in his apartment for him. But he could deal with that later, right now he was oblivious that anything in the City was off.

Winston gave a bark and ran to sniff around Yukari as he leant in and addressed Will. he smelt the same, he looked the same, Winston was sure it was his funny friend he'd met that time on the boat! Will, on the other hand, frowned at the rather suggestive question.

"Well... I thought it was pretty obvious? I'm walking my dog?..."

Puzzled and a little uncomfortable with the closeness, Will took a step backward. Yukari was a strange man at the best of times and Will felt like he was up to a prank again.

"You're not going to squirt me again, are you?" Spoken in a dull tone.

[fracturedbeauty]

Ah, yes. Good old, Will. This is going to be a fantastic piece of cake. After being called a lunatic the last time, Will's view of Yukari is already less than positive. He inwardly grins to himself. It must be his own birthday, as the Gods seemed to have blessed him with such a perfect target.

The double reaches down to pet the dog behind the ears, still keeping his focus on Will. He chuckles at the familiar accusation. "No, nothing quite like that. Not this time, at least."

He stands back up and moves to grab Will by the wrist and pin his back to the wall. With any luck, this will be one fluid motion and he'll put his face exceptionally close to the other boy's.

[feelslikeimspilling]

Winston was a very happy boy! He loved it when people paid him attention! Wagging his tail and rubbing up against that hand that patted him.

Will, on the other hand, wasn't as sure on people as his pet was, so when his wrist was taken and he was skillfully moved back into the wall, he gasped and flustered for a moment, both annoyed and anxious.

"Hey w-what the!? "

This was uncomfortably close, and did he have to have his face right up in his space like that? Will turned his head away, trying his best to avoid eye contact.

"Look, I don't know what your deal is, but could you back up a little? "

[fracturedbeauty]

Well, isn't this just precious? It looks like Will is surprisingly uncomfortable. Oh, wait, that's not surprising at all. But the other boy's level of discomfort opens up a universe of possibilities for the Double.

The Double moves to grab Will's chin and face him back forward as he tries to press a leg between his two. Keeping him from being able to run is crucial here. He leans in close to Will's ear.

"Come on, it's obvious you like me. Just relax, I'll make this easy. I promise," he utters under a devilish chuckle.

[feelslikeimspilling]

It was bad enough that this man had grabbed his chin and moved him to face him, now he was pressing his body closed?! No, no, no!

"H-hey!" There was no way for Will to hide the flush that annoyingly spread over his cheeks. Though his brow was furrowed his eyes still meek and looking away. Feeling another man's breath pass his ear was a strange sensation and Will couldn't compose himself enough to work out just what this guy was up to.

Slowly he raised his hands, pressing them against the imposters chest, not hard enough to shove him but just enough to make it clear he was pushing for some space. It was those last words that had his mind racing. Just what had Will done to make him feel that he was interested in him?

"... I can't relax...."

CW: Implications toward rape

[fracturedbeauty]

"You don't have to act so coy, your implications were obvious. You don't have to hide your desires anymore."

He presses Will back harder, making sure he's firmly against the wall as he reaches down to trace his fingertips under Will's shirt, grazing them across his chest. He's certain that all sorts of red flags are just springing across Will's mind at this moment. He's going to make sure this will be a night he never forgets. He grazes his tongue across the boy's ear.

"You're in good hands," he brushes his other hand along Will's belt line, going for the buckle. "Just think of how good this will feel and focus on your breathing. You'll relax just fine."

A-

[blessedmaiden]

Despite being a grown up woman, Rydia can't really say she has a great experience when it comes to flirting- but she recognizes the man's behaviour, she should probably thank her group's ninja for that.

"Laundry." it's her somehow flat (yet awkwardly honest) answer "Had to find a sapon bar, my clothes aren't going to wash themselves." Her plans are to get them and go to the river to wash everyrthing because what are those weird machines in the laundry room anyway? But we're diverging here. "Anyway..." The summoner offers a small smile, just to be polite "my name isn't "good looking", you know?"

[fracturedbeauty]

This one's the straightforward type, hmm? Alright, he's got this. He'll just turn on all of his charm, and his ego.

"I actually don't know, but I would be interested in learning your name. Someone as beautiful as you are, why... You deserve to be on my arm." He poses a little along with this, as if he's the Gods' gift to all of Hadriel. "You're almost as beautiful as I am~ What a compliment we would make as a pair. I can hear the wedding bells already!"

Alright, so maybe he's laying it on a little thick. He's going to make sure his point isn't missed.

He tucks a strand of hair behind his ear and leans in to Rydia a little closer. "Come on, you can do laundry later. How about we get a drink and go get to know each other? I know this positively gorgeous location where no one will bother us~."

[blessedmaiden]

Look at her eyebrow slowly rise, if she wasn't convinced of his intention now she knows he's one of those men Rosa warned her about. (Edge is inoffensive but others who at like him? To avoid like fire.)

"Rydia, hopefully that'll prevent you from using alternate flattering names that mean nothing and- I'd rather choose myself whose arm I want to cling on." All he gets from his pose is her to take a small step back- while the summoner keeps smiling it's clear she's at least slightly uncomfortable. Talk to confound him? Yeah, that seems like a good tacting, time to come up with some valid crap- hopefully he'll find her annoying and will step away on his own. "Plus, marriage itself is a foreign concept in the land I was raised in, even if our royal family embraced it... so I'd rather not be involved in what's a glorified way to shout around I take this partner to spread my genes around the world." Or not share them- but while she'll probably be open minded to the idea of same sex marriage the idea just didn't occurr to her so far. Anyway, is this working? Is he planning to leave yet? Please?

And the summoner's smile simply fades away as he leans closer "No, thank you. I know what you're suggesting here and I am not interested."

[fracturedbeauty]

"Oh, Rydia-chan! What a glorious name! It suits you perfectly!"

He sees Rydia scoot away, and it just thrills him even more. If she thinks he's done with his chase, she's got another think coming.

"But, dear Rydia-chan~ Marriage isn't all about spreading genetics, it's for the proclamation of undying love, a delightful bonding of souls that says, 'this is the one that understands me! Oh, glorious day, I have found the one I never want to be separated from!' It's the one who makes your life complete!" Flambouyantly, he holds his arms out, as if nothing could be greater than such a claim! Then he reaches out to take her hand, particularly by the pinkie finger. "Surely, you must have heard of the red string of fate that links two people together. And that red string has lead me to you! Please, allow me to be your white knight who gallantly carries you into the sunset!"

[blessedmaiden]

"Rydia, not rydiashan-" Because what is Japan anyway? But that's not the biggest of her worries right now...

"Dear I didn't even bother to introduce myself, I'm not going to be fascinated by your passion about love, nor by your eccentric way to intruduce yourself. Not only that- if you are referring to us as soulmates or something I probably have to remind you that we've know each other for... a minute or so." She pulls her hand back- while Rydia does enjoy physical contact she's not feeling comfortable with him. Good job, fake Yukari, you're definitely managing to bother her.

"Never heard about it, not interested in having a shining knight carrying me around- especially not toward the sun. Now, if you don't mind, I'd rather go on with my daily life..."

[fracturedbeauty]

Ooh, boy. This is it. Just have to up the ante one more level, and he's sure this girl will be perpetually noping around Yukari.

He smiles and looks her in the eyes.

"Yukari Mishakuji. But you can call me Yukari-chan. I would just adore hearing it roll off your tongue. And, ah, a minute is all it takes to be caught up in the throes of true love! With something so passionate and beautiful, it is my duty to uphold such a romance! Please, say yes! I cannot continue to live without you, my beloved Rydia-chan!" Yea, he's not dropping the -chan suffix, especially since she went out of her way to tell him not to say it like that.

He's being positively theatric at this point, arms moving about in extravagant displays that he believes what he says to be true. He could put a Shakespeare play to shame all by himself. And he's not particularly worried if he ends up getting looks from a few passerby in all of his exaggeration.

"I will shower you with flowers and kisses, my love! You need only be mine! We'll declare our romance to the stars, the universe, and become legends through time!"