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If You Want To Get Out Alive
Who: Tyki, his doppelganger & OPEN [Prose or Brackets - I will match]
What: Doubles Event. Two times the helping of CAN'T KILL EACH OTHER.
Where: Pretty much anywhere.
When: 1/16 - 1/25
Warnings: Extremely dangerous, manipulative, gore, torture, cannibalistic-flesh eating butterflies.
Note: Tyki is normally too lazy to exert any effort in killing every human. His double on the other hand has no remaining humanity and will kill on sight given the chance whether they are Human or not. If your character does not have an efficient way of escaping they will die if they make contact with Tyki's double and he decides to kill. His Power to Choose makes him invincible at the moment and can be used to reach into a body and remove just about anything physical. Tyki himself will be his usual capable self if not a little more guarded.
A - 1/16 - 1/17 - It starts with one...
The idiot is asleep and Tyki's double cannot kill his original. He's tried. He just can't touch him. It's irritating the way his hand passes right through him. Yet that didn't matter after a moment. He's here now, alive and with a swarm of a hundred or so Tease, Tyki's cannibalistic butterflies, now at his beck and call. He's sending them out in small packs to hunt and feast.
"Tease," comes his smooth voice, the only warning anyone is given, and it starts with just one butterfly lifting from his own hand and making its way over. With a gentle landing on a hand, a shoulder or any body part with a harmless flit it's fragile and beautiful to look at with each wing dipped in purple and designed with a poker suit upon each wing. Harmless.. that is until it starts to chew through clothing or skin. Yet one is easy to handle or would be if several more weren't trying to follow suit to join the feast.
B - 1/16 - 1/22 (1/23 for Yu Kanda only) - Oho, yet it is more fun when it's doubled...
It feels good to be free. The double is not sure why he's here or who to thank. In a way he doesn't have to. They'll all be dead soon. Rid the world of people and there will be no one left to play with. The easy way. The violent way. The fun way. They'll all see soon enough who Tyki really was once he's finished. Why he hasn't taken this step he doesn't know nor cares now. He has time even if it doesn't last. He's always within Tyki whether he likes it or not.
Death is sudden for anyone that doesn't get out of the way of his powerful Dark Matter blast or move from the stray hand that reaches forward to pluck a heart, lung, liver, spine or stomach. Well, that is if it was that easy to kill the current body he's reaching into. Those capable of dodging, enduring or retreating fast enough will come face to face with Tyki's double ready to kill. The usual grin Tyki wore is far more twisted as his double's fingers twitch in anticipation of a fight.
"Oho, you moved. Perhaps you're not as boring as I thought." Yet unlike Tyki's usual silver tongue nothing more comes from his mouth. He's just reaching out with a flat hand as charging Dark Matter gathers there hastily.
C - 1/16 - 1/25 - Yet there is still only one Tyki Mikk
He slept most of the first day without a care in the world of what was happening until the Tease in his body woke him enough only for him to realize they had escaped somehow into his room and were covering just about everything. They've eaten. He can tell. The coppery scent of blood fills the air easily as traces of it lay here or there. He manages to get dressed and with a light and brisk walk out of his window towards the sky he's aware there is a situation in Hadriel.
Yet there is hardly anyone left he could give two shits about as several he could call friend had returned home recently. No reason to be out in the streets and yet he was. There's at least two he wants to check up on. His expensive heels clack upon the ground when he lightly lands and Tyki takes a scan of the ground area where destruction upon destruction has scattered throughout the underground city. He's on guard thanks to the last event where he lost his powers enough to have his hand up and ready to attack should anyone approach him a little two quickly.
Tyki's not afraid in the slightest each time he runs into someone and with a hand sliding back those curls into his hair he'll smile a little wide and disarming in his usual way, "Do step out into somewhere I can see you, hmm? I am still trying to be a gentleman."
D - There's always another side to the story...
(ooc: Anything is welcomed. Need to kill off your big bad double via Tyki or is there something else you had in mind? PM me or plurk me at mister_hyde if you want to arrange something or just enter your own prompt.)
What: Doubles Event. Two times the helping of CAN'T KILL EACH OTHER.
Where: Pretty much anywhere.
When: 1/16 - 1/25
Warnings: Extremely dangerous, manipulative, gore, torture, cannibalistic-flesh eating butterflies.
Note: Tyki is normally too lazy to exert any effort in killing every human. His double on the other hand has no remaining humanity and will kill on sight given the chance whether they are Human or not. If your character does not have an efficient way of escaping they will die if they make contact with Tyki's double and he decides to kill. His Power to Choose makes him invincible at the moment and can be used to reach into a body and remove just about anything physical. Tyki himself will be his usual capable self if not a little more guarded.
A - 1/16 - 1/17 - It starts with one...
The idiot is asleep and Tyki's double cannot kill his original. He's tried. He just can't touch him. It's irritating the way his hand passes right through him. Yet that didn't matter after a moment. He's here now, alive and with a swarm of a hundred or so Tease, Tyki's cannibalistic butterflies, now at his beck and call. He's sending them out in small packs to hunt and feast.
"Tease," comes his smooth voice, the only warning anyone is given, and it starts with just one butterfly lifting from his own hand and making its way over. With a gentle landing on a hand, a shoulder or any body part with a harmless flit it's fragile and beautiful to look at with each wing dipped in purple and designed with a poker suit upon each wing. Harmless.. that is until it starts to chew through clothing or skin. Yet one is easy to handle or would be if several more weren't trying to follow suit to join the feast.
B - 1/16 - 1/22 (1/23 for Yu Kanda only) - Oho, yet it is more fun when it's doubled...
It feels good to be free. The double is not sure why he's here or who to thank. In a way he doesn't have to. They'll all be dead soon. Rid the world of people and there will be no one left to play with. The easy way. The violent way. The fun way. They'll all see soon enough who Tyki really was once he's finished. Why he hasn't taken this step he doesn't know nor cares now. He has time even if it doesn't last. He's always within Tyki whether he likes it or not.
Death is sudden for anyone that doesn't get out of the way of his powerful Dark Matter blast or move from the stray hand that reaches forward to pluck a heart, lung, liver, spine or stomach. Well, that is if it was that easy to kill the current body he's reaching into. Those capable of dodging, enduring or retreating fast enough will come face to face with Tyki's double ready to kill. The usual grin Tyki wore is far more twisted as his double's fingers twitch in anticipation of a fight.
"Oho, you moved. Perhaps you're not as boring as I thought." Yet unlike Tyki's usual silver tongue nothing more comes from his mouth. He's just reaching out with a flat hand as charging Dark Matter gathers there hastily.
C - 1/16 - 1/25 - Yet there is still only one Tyki Mikk
He slept most of the first day without a care in the world of what was happening until the Tease in his body woke him enough only for him to realize they had escaped somehow into his room and were covering just about everything. They've eaten. He can tell. The coppery scent of blood fills the air easily as traces of it lay here or there. He manages to get dressed and with a light and brisk walk out of his window towards the sky he's aware there is a situation in Hadriel.
Yet there is hardly anyone left he could give two shits about as several he could call friend had returned home recently. No reason to be out in the streets and yet he was. There's at least two he wants to check up on. His expensive heels clack upon the ground when he lightly lands and Tyki takes a scan of the ground area where destruction upon destruction has scattered throughout the underground city. He's on guard thanks to the last event where he lost his powers enough to have his hand up and ready to attack should anyone approach him a little two quickly.
Tyki's not afraid in the slightest each time he runs into someone and with a hand sliding back those curls into his hair he'll smile a little wide and disarming in his usual way, "Do step out into somewhere I can see you, hmm? I am still trying to be a gentleman."
D - There's always another side to the story...
(ooc: Anything is welcomed. Need to kill off your big bad double via Tyki or is there something else you had in mind? PM me or plurk me at mister_hyde if you want to arrange something or just enter your own prompt.)
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Though considering he had been keeping mostly to himself the past couple of months, he was running rather low on supplies. He didn't like to make the trek while doubles were running about, but he needed to. Not that he couldn't handle any of them himself or anything. He certainly could if pushed. He'd just rather avoid it, if possible.
So when he has that inkling in the back of his mind that he's being followed, he's tensing slightly as his guard raises further. His hand goes toward Mugen, though still remaining hidden as to not alert the person that was stalking him. He's just waiting patiently as he's walking along the street before he feels that creeping feeling just reach out...
...And he's moving away instantly with a sharp twist to face his attacker, Mugen already unsheathed and aiming for Tyki's head. He's not even stopping to acknowledge the jibe. ]
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Right now all that mattered to his double was killing and gaining some ground to show everyone who Tyki really was. Yet, he wanted to establish more along the lines of who was truly dangerous. He'd free him regardless.
Dark matter flares down his arm as his energy blocks the attack enough to stop it from going into his own head. He's grinning a little more wild than usual and unlike Tyki he's not making simple banter in order weaken Kanda's resolve. He's just reaching out with his other hand again in order to try to plunge it into Kanda's chest. Give him your heart. Die painfully.]
just chillin, just chillin
Though wow, how generous and thoughtful of you to free Tyki from his own leash. There wasn't any reason to wear it, after all, Tyki just so willingly adorned it around his throat.
Probably didn't help any that Kanda seemed to follow his nearly every move, either.
Kanda honestly did expect the snide commentary from Tyki. It actually comes as a bit of a surprise that it doesn't happen, instead finding that other hand reaching out for his chest. Yeah, no, he's immediately leaping back and out of range of that. You're going to have to try harder than that, Tyki. It sure as hell got his heart racing, whether from fear or excitement was hard to determine.
Regardless, his Innocence is activating with a thought before he's making the next move, charging right for Tyki before Tyki gets the chance to act. He'd rather not be stuck on full defensive, thanks. ]
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It doesn't stop him from being on guard and yet still offensive. His other arm bursts with dark matter as well and throws a punch straight towards his damned face. With every change of arm he's throwing an offensive punch with the other. He's not stopping with his continuous swipes unlike Tyki that would take a moment to just mock him. He wants that kill. Give it to him.
The look on his face is wild with that grin stretching larger than a normal face should probably stretch.]
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Kanda's quickly noticing that he can't even slip up for an instant. With Tyki he could usually get some slack where that pause for mockery was concerned, but not this time. Not with this one. Azure eyes narrow when they catch sight of that grin just growing. Hell, this double might as well be the Noah itself for all Kanda cared. He's digging his heels into the dirt road to keep himself from being pushed back, blocking and parrying the blows.
Okay, yeah, one sword just wasn't going to cut it. He's bringing forth a second Mugen with a silent thought, instantly shifting his weight to slash his blades at Tyki's forwardness eight times. Have an Innocence flower, Tyki.
Shit, and Tyki mocked that he was being forward in Edo, too. ]
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He sees the attack as that gentle Innocence flower creates itself right there in front of him and he's down and out into the ground and disappearing all together only to pop up behind Kanda and lurch a hand forward to rip into his chest from behind. Energy builds there as he lowers his Tease shield for a moment and if Kanda doesn't react fast he'll get a burst of energy right through his back. Oops.
Kanda is always forward but so is Tyki. He enjoys these kinds of fights. He loves that battle blood lust that courses through people.]
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Kanda's eyes widen just slightly when he sees Tyki is no longer in front of him. Common sense dictates that he'll reappear behind him, and that fact has him immediately moving away from where he was standing as he's spinning around, skidding to a halt. Not to mention he's also sending a horde of insects Tyki's way before he himself is moving.
Totally coming at you from the side now, enjoy another flower at your face. ]
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His arm is up with a Tease shield forming over his arm again and with a hard swipe he's throwing those insects down towards the ground with a look to the side at where that Innocence is flowing. That grin flashes again even wider as he watches the flower form right there against his side. With a hard kick off from the ground and back both hands press in front of him with a large overflowing ball of dark matter blasting towards his body. He wants to keep his new pet on his toes.]
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He's pushing against that blast with his blades, gritting his teeth as he's pushing back with his Innocence. Regardless, Kanda's on his toes. He'll stand there like that for a moment and at least give a show of him struggling briefly, trying to bait Tyki closer to him before he's blasting through it with a yell and a swipe of his Innocence.
There will no doubt be hurt happening between them. It was just a matter of when it was going to happen. ]
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There's a deep seated chuckle from his throat as he takes that bait and shoves forward towards his new prey. He hasn't said a damn word yet and it was likely weird just to hear him so silent. Unlike Tyki he didn't need fancy words. There was only action. Any neutral ground Tyki and Kanda might've had recently he wants to just tear apart. No truce, no free reign. Go back to fighting.
It's funny the way he just takes that swipe this time against his shield and lets it just tear through it and into his arm. There's blood which splatters against his prey yet he's still moving forward with his feet digging into the air and his body pressing down with a vigorous thrust of his hand forward right into Kanda's face. Familiar? It should be since energy is just firing off right there.]
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It was a little weird that Tyki was so silent, but hey, he'll take it. He always hated that mockery. He's a little thankful for that silence. It's funny because there wasn't really any kind of stable foundation between the two of them. They argued and bickered whenever they spoke to each other. They fought when they saw each other. When he sees Tyki take that bait, though, he can't help the slight smirk that graces his lips before he's making his move.
Woah hey now though. That smirk's quickly wiped off of his face when he sees that hand thrusting forward. DUCKING NOW. Totally just going to arch a blade up to try and hurt that hand of his. No more hands for you. ]
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Like stated, it could be worse. It could be Joyd. This place would be in a world of trouble if it was. He's disappointed when Kanda doesn't just flat out die and yet not since it meant more fun was to be had. He'd rather not lose his hand as he pulls it back and raises his leg to shove a good kick towards his chest. Really, he shouldn't attack so boldy towards someone with two swords right now but with dark matter starting to build around his body he was rising in power and fresh energy. Time to just accelerate all of his abilities now.]
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It could always be worse. That just was the world they lived in. Honestly, Kanda's glad that it isn't Joyd. He can remain ignorant of how the Memory behaves, what it was. He didn't get the honor of seeing it happen in the Ark, after all. But no, no Tyki shouldn't be quite so bold right now. Regardless, it hits him and knocks him straight back into the nearest wall.
Ow. He's coughing a little before he's just picking himself back up. He's got no time to sit there, after all. He's sensing that rise of hostility from Tyki though, and yeah, no, he's not going to let that sit and happen. Definitely going to outright charge the Noah now, Innocence gathering around his blades as he's preparing that next flower strike. ]
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It would be a fun fight but a fight he has a very slim chance of winning without losing a lot of blood or steam. This particular Tyki is just very quiet and wanting of a kill. He knows it is ending soon and so he's letting whatever relationships Tyki has been building die out from just pure violence. He's proving their suspicions absolutely right.
That sick grin cracks so wide his teeth are showing and seem a little more rabid than usual. His shield is up with a firm hand summoning a Tease and he'll take it as it shatters it again and rips through his arm and tears into his side. He's bleeding but he doesn't care. The immediate Dark Matter charged behind it is surging forward. He's self destructive with every intention of taking Kanda with him.]
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Let's be honest, they could be fighting for hours, going back and forth until they both got tired. Though with this Tyki? Doesn't seem like it'll be the case. Kanda might get tired, but Tyki won't. Not with such an intense desire to kill. Without a doubt, Kanda's going to be wary when it comes to Tyki for a good while.
That kick really fucking hurt by the way. It might have winded him a little but he's pressing on, considering he has no time to sit and wait. Just like Tyki wasn't waiting holyshitdarkmattertotheface. That's his eyes widening as he's ducking down, letting it singe his hair because, yeah, can't get hit by that anymore. EXCUSE YOU. He'll just take the opportunity, though, to try and cut at those legs of his. Retaliation is fun :D ]
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For his double he wouldn't mind that nor would Tyki. A challenging fight was always something that excited him even now as he took pain and blows just to tear into the other. For Tyki at least someone that didn't die right away was preferable given people always died when he went against someone weak.
Unlike Tyki he's not playing around. Blows are used to hurt as that Dark Matter was large and furious in a blast. He's shoving forward with that wounded arm to reach down for that hair and yank it if he can.
It's funny how much this double just doesn't care as his legs are sliced and blood once again sprays across Kanda's body. Despite that they are still moving as a shift knee jerks up to ram into his chest. It's like he's aiming for that heart or something.]
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Kanda can't deny that either; a challenging fight was certainly enjoyable. Even if he's had a few with the Noah in the past, he could never take the time to enjoy them. Well, okay, he kind of enjoyed his fight with Skinn, and the first one with Tyki was something. But those were also time pressing, in a sense. Since arriving in Hadriel, time hasn't been an issue.
Trust him, Kanda knows. He knows very well. He's been at that point, himself, if only to wrongly get rid of Alma. Then again, he was also consumed by rage and wasn't thinking. This Tyki just flat out doesn't care as long as he dies. Which obviously poses a problem in getting rid of said double. Kanda's giving a quiet sound of annoyance before he's pulling himself quickly out of Tyki's reach. Yeah, no. You're not going to get at his hair, thanks.
Or his chest for that matter. Have another flower aimed at your stupid smirking face. Good thing getting blood on him never really bothered him too much. Hell, he doesn't even think it ever bothered him. He had always been covered in it as a child, after all. Thanks, Chang family. ]
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Self-healing is great. It just enhances the body and makes it more durable. Innocence on the other hand slows that down and he's still pushing himself to kill and destroy. The sense of excitement is keeping him on edge and he's throwing Dark Matter blasts at Kanda's pretty face as much as he can.
He's into the air this time instead of going into the ground and he'll stagger there as his Tease erupt from his back in waves all surging down right for Kanda. It's a distraction he knows he won't take easily and he's following behind it with another punch towards that chest. Both of his own shields are up now as his arms are dangerous dancing with Dark Matter. He's pushing hard and while his legs are staggering from the destruction done to them he's still pushing forward with blow after blow. Eyes wild and his hair a mess of blood and filth he wants to feel that rush.
Pay attention to him. Keep fighting. Don't look away. He's demanding with his actions.]
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Don't need to tell him about self healing. He just can't do that anymore, thus was careful about his movements for once. Totally opposite of his normal rashness that he usually displayed when fighting. Then again, Tyki wasn't really giving him room or time to even try to be rash, as he's just running and dodging just to avoid getting hit. His clothes, on the other hand, are a different story. He's going to need a new coat after this.
That's just cheating, you know. Those tease are met with another flower, blades crossed and ready to defend against the next attack from Tyki that he knows was coming. His heels dig into the ground and his grip tightens on his blades as he's pushing back against Tyki. They were both undoubtedly a mess and were bound to get even messier the more that this dragged on. Kanda wanted to end it quickly, but Tyki was just making that difficult. Just die!
As if he has time to pay attention to anything else, Tyki. Be happy. ]
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He's completely ruined his coat from that last God emotional feeding event as he torn a few holes in it like it was the most hideous thing in the world. The ends are frayed and it would hardly pass as a gentleman's coat.
They are still coming as he's completely reckless with them. The double doesn't care about the numbers nor the way they are getting murdered within seconds of emerging from his body. He's throwing them out haphazardly and letting the mature ones fire as well likely destroying the ground underneath them every time Kanda refuses to die. He's charging hard and yet he was wide open. He's accomplished exactly what he wanted to do while he's been out. His next step falters and he nearly trips. His legs are numb shin down.]
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So much for trying to pass as a "gentleman" here, Tyki. Then again he could just pass it off as just the fact that they were living in such unsightly conditions. Doesn't matter if the Gods tried to accommodate or not. Kanda's thankfully still very used to having his clothes ruined by fights. It just means he'll have to make another shopping trip to the strip mall.
Goddammit Tyki. It's annoying. Kanda's gritting his teeth in frustration as he's now just sending insects out to destroy all the damned butterflies. He'd like not to be hit, thanks. But he's seeing how open Tyki was leaving himself, whether it was by accident or intentional, he couldn't quite tell. He's definitely moving as quickly as his own body will let him as tired as he was starting to get. His legs burned with all of the moving and running he's had to do. His blades are just as quick thankfully, and he's shifting to bring one down on those faulty legs. ]
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He tried but he got ratted out real quick and while he was still trying it just wasn't seeming to be worth the effort. No one trusted him. No one let him even try. He's almost given up on doing anything at all. He would kill for a cigarette.
It's getting unstable to fight on and yet he was still pushing to fight as he used his power to choose to cheat and lifted upon the air. Welp, there goes his leg as even with his self healing it was going to take a second to recover from that and he's down on a knee with a heavy grunt and a deep inner laughing.] That it? [The first time he's talked.] Shouldn't you hate me more?
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Kanda sure as hell wouldn't rat Tyki out completely, not if he wasn't given reason to. Then again, he has accused Tyki of trying to start a fight in public over the network before, hasn't he. Aha. Oops? Who even remembers that, anyway....
Wow, really? This double was incredibly sloppy suddenly. Kanda's stopping and looking up when the double finally decides to speak. It doesn't stop his own grin from spreading, either. ] You're a fake. You're not even as challenging as the real Tyki. You're weak. Your leg on the ground proves that. [ Kanda no don't piss him off... ]
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He might banter and tease but Tyki wasn't out to label Kanda as dangerous either. The kill was his honor alone. Not to mention opening up Tyki as a threat to the public was like taking off the leash entirely. He would be far too free to do what he wanted.
The clone doesn't seem to react at first as he takes insult after insult. That is until he's called weak. He has every bit of potential and pride, something Tyki never really had as someone strong, and plenty of power to back it up. Weak, hmm?
[It's not much as he's back to silence once more and the ground under Kanda's feet starts to cave in. The sudden vacuum building the moment his hand is out and up at Kanda should be warning enough. He could swallow the whole Underground in likely ten seconds flat. Tyki never got angry. Usually just serious.]
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He wasn't stupid. Give Tyki free reign to do as he pleases and kill without discrimination? Yeah, no. As much as he isn't exactly fond of the Guard and all, it was best not to get anyone else involved. Not while he was the only one actually capable of harming the damned Noah. Not to mention he'd also like to keep that death counter at one.
Well, that certainly shut him up pretty fast. Not that there was any time to celebrate in shutting up a Noah, given the fact that there was a vacuum building underneath him. His attention is quickly being drawn to it before he's quickly getting out of it and out of its way. No thanks, he doesn't want any part of that. Have more insects in retaliation! >:Tc ]
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Yeah, it would be like drawing a target on everyone. Thankfully Tyki wasn't fixed on mass genocide right now. Just his double wanted that kind of raw domination over everyone here.
The insects are distracting but he's not stopping in its growth. It's wide and large all of a sudden and sucking up everything as the wild winds around it crush anything inside. Reject comes again as Kanda feels another building right under him. Better finish him off soon before it gets out of hand Kanda >:D You've angered his double.]
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Tyki no. No domination over everyone here. You're not the goddamn Fourteenth.
Look, there was only so much he could do without getting sucked into a vacuum. He's moving from building to building and trying to get to Tyki. When he's close enough, he's bringing both of those blades down as another flower. Die already!! No rejection for you!! >:T ]
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He's still on his knee with Innocence flowing through his leg and causing him not to regenerate like he should be so when it comes to Kanda's next attack he doesn't even bother going through the floor. Sure, it hurts a lot but the strike rips through him easily. It was less of Innocence as much as it was a raw sword now passing through him with no way to heal. He's grinning rather wide.] It must suck knowing you're not killing the real one. That you can't ever.
[It's blood bubbling up through his words and his other knee hits the ground as he just sits there on his heels.] Heh, you just can't.
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Oh thank god the bastard was finally dying. He was getting tired of this, honestly. His body burned with the effort, but at least he was alive. But oh, oh look at the double trying to bait him again. A smirk graces his lips again as it did the last time he had insulted this one, bringing a blade up in order to finish the job. ]
I enjoy the challenge he gives me. It's not about killing him. You, however, weren't a challenge at all. This just proves how utterly weak you are. [ And that would be his blade dropping down to behead the twin. ]
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The double was down on both knees and accepting death. It was there as a finale that he picked the one able to give him a good run for his money. Kanda was chosen whether he liked it or not. Played and brought to this moment by his own hand. Well, he had wanted to kill him at least. It's not grin that graces his features when his head is removed from his shoulders but something a little worse. That serious expression with a deranged look. His whole body slumps as nothing regenerates any longer. He's dead but all of those Tease are just exploding from his body at once and escaping into the air. Have fun with clean up duty. A parting gift of sorts. A headache.]
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Honestly he should have expected the explosion of butterflies. Still, he's shielding his face in case they try to peck and nom at him as they fly past in that massive surge. Damn right it was going to be a headache, though. Douchewaffle. ]