[Honestly, the fact that Merle has his act together more than Taako at this point is damn shameful, and Taako intends on forgetting that fact as quickly as possible.]

I don't need you to, I have the spell, dumbass.

[He clips the Umbra Staff off his belt, stops for a second.]

Wait, wait, if I'm doing this, I can do one better.

[He walks past Merle, climbing into the chair, and then levitates it.]

Drag me home like a personal parade, my dude.