[ that's the problem with doors of chaos and what not. No one sticks around long enough to actually get screwed.

He barks out a laugh. ]

Maybe we should ask the bartender to at least put up a show of looking. Even if we do know he's just gonna let you have the booze.

[ he paused ]

All right. Then let's just do rock, paper, scissors. No one throws up and no one has to break a limb to win.

[ Or maybe he'll just steal the pie when George ain't looking. ]