[You should appreciate it, Merle. Just be glad Taako's not the punching type. You should really be glad it takes a while to cast spells and that your kid that Taako doesn't know is your kid yet isn't getting pulled into hell by tentacles, because that could be happening right now.
Regardless, the kid finally frees him, and Taako has time to process what the hell was just said in his vicinity as he pulls himself off the floor, making a show of wiping the dirt of his pants.]
You. You made that? You made these??
[He just sort of gestures the direction of the children and their assault on Barry, who isn't even registering on Taako's scale of 'why is he even here' at this point. This is like, a real question, that he doesn't actually want to consider too deeply because god that means he has to think about Merle having sex and no, oh god, no, please, any god who will listen.]
Also, follow-up point: if you ever compare me to Ango in terms of weenie-ness again, I will get Evard's tentacles to give you the worst wet willie of your life, and that is a promise.
CHILD! CHILD! CHILD! CHILD!
Regardless, the kid finally frees him, and Taako has time to process what the hell was just said in his vicinity as he pulls himself off the floor, making a show of wiping the dirt of his pants.]
You. You made that? You made these??
[He just sort of gestures the direction of the children and their assault on Barry, who isn't even registering on Taako's scale of 'why is he even here' at this point. This is like, a real question, that he doesn't actually want to consider too deeply because god that means he has to think about Merle having sex and no, oh god, no, please, any god who will listen.]
Also, follow-up point: if you ever compare me to Ango in terms of weenie-ness again, I will get Evard's tentacles to give you the worst wet willie of your life, and that is a promise.