[Oh, good, this is a thing that's happening now. There's a tiny elf child running out of his closet with a shoe to... try to smack him in the knees? Probably? Oh, and Lup's getting in on the action, too. Great.]
[Taako reaches him first, probably to try to get at least one hit in on him before they bolt. He does manage to give Gren a pretty good swat on the leg with that boot, but it's a fucking boot so it's not a very good weapon. Gren grabs him by the shirt collar, taking up a fistful of fabric. Then he sort of pushes Taako a little bit to the side, putting him right in the path of his sister.]
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[Taako reaches him first, probably to try to get at least one hit in on him before they bolt. He does manage to give Gren a pretty good swat on the leg with that boot, but it's a fucking boot so it's not a very good weapon. Gren grabs him by the shirt collar, taking up a fistful of fabric. Then he sort of pushes Taako a little bit to the side, putting him right in the path of his sister.]
[Two car pileup, featuring elf twins.]