[The real punchline of this event is that the adult Taako still has to exist, tucked into a ball on his bed above his younger self’s head. But he’s a little too short to see himself, and especially isn’t paying attention as he finds his feet and just starts touching everything. He pulls a cape off the floor and ties it on, even if it’s too long for his kid-sized frame. He grabs his adult self’s hat, hung from a hook off the edge of his bed that he can barely reach, planting it squarely on his head. He looks so utterly, unbelievably pleased.]

This is amazing! There’s everythin’ here! Do you have really fancy potions n’ stuff? Or cool magic wands??

[Wait wait wait—]

Wait you said you’d do my hair!! Do it do it do it!