How does this kid not know this? She's doing a public service here. The gods should be grateful and let her go home to kill her dad in peace.

"Yeah you can." Like hell yeah you can, only more sarcastic. "Frat boys like to push the line and drink til they pass out -- that's a symptom of alcohol poisoning. Waking up to do it again the next day is a badge of college boy honor."

Which, to be honest, is why she was so picky with her conquests in college. She loves booze and partying, but not that much.