Now that I would certainly like to see. But first - I believe it's my turn.

[He steeples his fingers, preparing his tales.]

Once, when journeying, I ran short of money. In order to fill my purse once more, I offered a few cheap enchantments to the townsfolk of the place I found myself in. Unfortunately, one maiden asked for a love charm, which is not my area of expertise. I'm afraid it backfired and she ended up quite infatuated with a very confused druffalo.

Or - I killed a dragon. It was difficult and dangerous, but certainly thrilling. With the assistance of some companions, we took down the beast, and my magic delivered the final blow. From its hide, we made a rather garish but very effective set of armor for one of my companions.

[And that one is the truth - including, to Dorian's sadness, the part about garish armor.]