[Now his face is definitely burning for more reasons than just the sun, but in spite of it he begins kicking off his cargo pants and is just lucky that he's wearing his navy blue underwear today rather than white ones. Hopefully in this case it just looks like the speedo for a swim team.

Unlike her though, he edges to the water, letting his feet tell him by way of the gradient of the earth where the water's edge is. Then he simply turns, back to the water, stretches out his arms, and flops backwards]