[that is in fact a deer carcass. she's seen them dead by the side of the road, but never skinned and gutted.
honestly, she's seen weirder. you ever see a guy who got did in by his own lawn mower? no, you haven't. George has, though.
she's carrying a plate of waffles with butter and blueberry syrup, scrambled eggs, and perfectly cooked bacon. she's also carrying a gallon jug of mimosas. don't ask for any, those are her damn mimosas. she's not sharing]
(cw: dead animal)
honestly, she's seen weirder. you ever see a guy who got did in by his own lawn mower? no, you haven't. George has, though.
she's carrying a plate of waffles with butter and blueberry syrup, scrambled eggs, and perfectly cooked bacon. she's also carrying a gallon jug of mimosas. don't ask for any, those are her damn mimosas. she's not sharing]
I take it you like your meat rare?