[People have cooties. Gross, gross cooties. Especially stuffy rich kids.]

Some would probably argue about the Guard, but it's run by good people and they tend to keep track of the shit that goes on here. [Flatly:] And they're not law enforcement, no matter what some assholes here would have you believe.

[Because she's really sick of hearing others getting the wrong idea.]

The best of the gods to get answers from is Sorrow, once he's back in commission.