[Shhh shhhh Nate he'll return you to your wife after these messages. And to his credit, the last time he sucked dick at a god function, he did get out of the public eye first after like, fifteen minutes of foreplay. It's cool. It's fine. It's so fine.
Anyway, in the meantime, Taako has gone full cat and is just draped and gently swaying. It's not even in a sexual way, the world is just kind of moving and staying still seems like an impossible task, even if he's now halfway over an attractive man. It's not clinging so much as he may have forgotten how to stand somewhere in the last five minutes.]
A primary source of what, letting me snuggle your biceps? Jeez, my dude. You are, you are sending all kind of mixed signals here.
[You can't make him talk about personal shit he'd rather die]
Like, I'm pretty sure you know how I feel about dude and dude shaped peeps, all you had to do was say something. I mean, look, I tend to assume queer until proven het but you didn't even take one languished glance to my waist, what was I supposed to think.
UH-HUH
Anyway, in the meantime, Taako has gone full cat and is just draped and gently swaying. It's not even in a sexual way, the world is just kind of moving and staying still seems like an impossible task, even if he's now halfway over an attractive man. It's not clinging so much as he may have forgotten how to stand somewhere in the last five minutes.]
A primary source of what, letting me snuggle your biceps? Jeez, my dude. You are, you are sending all kind of mixed signals here.
[You can't make him talk about personal shit he'd rather die]
Like, I'm pretty sure you know how I feel about dude and dude shaped peeps, all you had to do was say something. I mean, look, I tend to assume queer until proven het but you didn't even take one languished glance to my waist, what was I supposed to think.