I had no problem approaching customers. My tips were always the best in the club. But there's something a little different between approaching strangers at a strip club and approaching strangers you're gonna have to live with for fuck only knows how long.

[then Alice she'll remain for the foreseeable future]

Uh-huh. Only it was those creepy flying monkeys from "The Wizard of Oz." They're even creepier in person.