[He just keeps grinning, punctuating it with a little laugh.]

Man, where do I even begin. First, better magic, natch. She just has fire, I can do flames and more without even tryin'. Plus I'm way more stylish. Better chef... there's a ton. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's still way over every other scrub here. But when it's the two of us, I'm def the better twin.