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Emily Davis ([personal profile] unfollowing) wrote in [community profile] hadriel_logs 2016-04-26 12:01 am (UTC)

You could tell her she's average or ask her if she thinks you're pretty, and she'll get confused long enough that you can run away -- though she's really fucking fast, so I dunno. You could give her some amber hard candy and she'd be really happy and just forget all about you. Oh, and there's this weird trick where you say 'pomade' six times and she'll just run away from you.

[Look, man, she doesn't make this shit up, she just hears and retells it.]

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