Wow, really? Mr. Stark literally announced that he was Iron Man on national television. He didn't even bother trying to do the whole secret identity thing.
[First Cosmic Boy and now Brainiac 5 like WHO NAMES YOUR DUDES?? What happened to Brainiacs 1-4? Were there really five people who thought Brainiac was a cool name? Yeah Peter doesn't say any of that out loud but he's thinking it. He's thinking it so hard that he just makes the weirdest face for a moment. Wow.]
Oh, um. Yeah. There woulda just been webs all over New York otherwise. I didn't wanna leave messes around. I'm trying to help people, not make their lives more annoying, y'know?
[He pulls his own hand free, looking like maybe he has more bragging to do about the webbing or something, buuuuut-]
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[First Cosmic Boy and now Brainiac 5 like WHO NAMES YOUR DUDES?? What happened to Brainiacs 1-4? Were there really five people who thought Brainiac was a cool name? Yeah Peter doesn't say any of that out loud but he's thinking it. He's thinking it so hard that he just makes the weirdest face for a moment. Wow.]
Oh, um. Yeah. There woulda just been webs all over New York otherwise. I didn't wanna leave messes around. I'm trying to help people, not make their lives more annoying, y'know?
[He pulls his own hand free, looking like maybe he has more bragging to do about the webbing or something, buuuuut-]
Dude's name is Brainiac? Really?