[ Jake would probably have been a bit quicker on the whole dodging thing if not for the fact that he realized that Spider-Man just saved his ass.
Wow, Spider-Man kinda sounds like a kid. Weird.
Oh, right, not getting crushed by Shrek's bigger, somehow uglier cousin. Jake rolls out of the way before he gets trampled and gets the hell out of the initial blast radius before turning to make sure this is actually happening. Is he being punked? Do people get punked anymore? ]
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Wow, Spider-Man kinda sounds like a kid. Weird.
Oh, right, not getting crushed by Shrek's bigger, somehow uglier cousin. Jake rolls out of the way before he gets trampled and gets the hell out of the initial blast radius before turning to make sure this is actually happening. Is he being punked? Do people get punked anymore? ]