[Alphys sighs a hopeless little sigh, putting her face into her hands and speaking through her fingers.]

Look, I just-- I really don't know where they are. But you can find them b-by the, uhm, the tagline Name, with a bracket on each end. They come on the network sometimes, just uh, don't talk about me, I-I'm not involved. At all.

[He seems like a good-natured robot, at least. She tends to get along with nonhumans a lot better than humans anyway, so it's easier to trust he'll keep his word.]