[He better be the best, what is he, a chump. Come on. The friends who end up in like, at least four murderdungeons together stay together. Taako wants a medal.]

Merle, what about you would make you a good gift. You give me splinters just looking at you.

[Terrible. But Taako snickers because Merle's actually considering this and everything about that is beautiful.]

Why don't you find some like... I dunno, I could give you any suggestion but you're just gonna give me rocks. You're gonna give me rock gifts no matter what I say to you. Don't you have any cool magic? Can you like, soup up Dela Reese to fight my enemies or whatever? Like, come on.