[Barry doesn't know if he feels more like a trophy husband or a dummy husband at this point. Either way, his blush deepens.]
Th-This is... [He tries to get the words out, honest to god, but it's kind of hard when he's shaking so badly with laughter. It's equal parts embarrassing and hilarious - but somehow kind of sweet too?? This is giving the lacy panties Lup got him last year a run for its money.
He kept those, by the way. They've surprisingly seen much use. Maybe this outrageous novel will come in just as handy.]
Lup, this is somethin' else. [Heeding her encouragement, Barry flips to the third chapter, and the second his eyes scan over the sentence Lup's still-pulsing clit, he cracks up without shame or afterthought. Whoever wrote this has a knack for prose unlike any Barry has ever seen.] I can't-- I-- o-oh my god!
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Th-This is... [He tries to get the words out, honest to god, but it's kind of hard when he's shaking so badly with laughter. It's equal parts embarrassing and hilarious - but somehow kind of sweet too?? This is giving the lacy panties Lup got him last year a run for its money.
He kept those, by the way. They've surprisingly seen much use. Maybe this outrageous novel will come in just as handy.]
Lup, this is somethin' else. [Heeding her encouragement, Barry flips to the third chapter, and the second his eyes scan over the sentence Lup's still-pulsing clit, he cracks up without shame or afterthought. Whoever wrote this has a knack for prose unlike any Barry has ever seen.] I can't-- I-- o-oh my god!