Speakeasy works.

[He doesn't drink much, but he prefers the atmosphere.]

And if Basic is anything like English, that's pretty much true. I've heard it's one of the hardest languages to learn, but I don't know, it's just my native language, so it's hard for me to tell.

[He's basically cheating.]

But hey, if I could do English as a kid, I can do Bgztlian.