Earthnet? I'm guessing that's like, a whole-Earth internet. We don't even have that now where I'm from.

[There's no way that would even work, not with how things are.]

Tablets, though, we've had those since I was a kid, probably.

[They've had them as long as he was aware of the outside world, at least.]

Maybe we're not as backwards as you thought. We've got cellphones and computers and touchscreens and all kinds of shit.