[Allura smiles as Lucretia squeezes her arm, easily placated by the gesture. And yes, finally someone who understands. Allura nods emphatically, thought spilling out as if she'd been waiting years to finally commiserate about this, (and really, she has.)] I do know! I love all of them dearly, but sometimes...
[She can't exactly cite fart jokes as being a step too far because, admittedly, she thinks they're funny too, but-]
When I first arrived here, to the house they've been keeping here... [How to describe the man-cave she discovered...] There were tusks in the sitting room. The chair had stab wounds.
[So there were reasons for all of that but still, it's a far cry from the immaculately kept castle-ship she'd spent most of her life in. They'd cleaned up since she arrived but it makes her truly worried considering they'd only been apart for a few months at most.] And I'd thought their rooms on the castle-ship were disasters...
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[She can't exactly cite fart jokes as being a step too far because, admittedly, she thinks they're funny too, but-]
When I first arrived here, to the house they've been keeping here... [How to describe the man-cave she discovered...] There were tusks in the sitting room. The chair had stab wounds.
[So there were reasons for all of that but still, it's a far cry from the immaculately kept castle-ship she'd spent most of her life in. They'd cleaned up since she arrived but it makes her truly worried considering they'd only been apart for a few months at most.] And I'd thought their rooms on the castle-ship were disasters...
[Men.]