[No sense of humor? That seems a bit extreme. Maybe it's just unconventional. Not everyone roars with laughter at bad puns and wordplay, heinous as the concept is.]

Just needed to get away. Got nothing against spiders personally, but they're friendlier when they're hosting bake sales and not trying to eat your face off.

[He's gonna owe Muffet from now until the end of time with all that accumulated debt plus interest, but as scary as the girl can be, she wouldn't go that far. Probably.]

So this might be a weird question.

[But it's better to get it out of the way, for everyone's sake.]

But you're a human, right?