I can get from place to place with a minimum of actual travel, yeah.
[Not something he ever elects to talk about openly all the time - just imagine the comedy gold that's come of it - but in this case, he doubts he made a wrong turn during one of his shortcuts (patent pending), because a) there's no way he sauntered off with the goal of cutting straight to Grillby's, comedic intentions or not, b) he'd kind of been slowly and dramatically dying at the time to prove a point, c) this just went and replaced one Underground with another, d) he doesn't do travel between different dimensions that break the script and general outline of things, and e) he just forgot why he was compiling a list in the first place, so he gives up.
The faux organization crumbles as soon as he started putting up scaffolding, so he more or less just lets his mental list fall into familiar disarray. That's a little better. It's easier to cherry-pick the important bits like this.]
Can't say it's ever as simple as going through a "Door" of any kind. It's more just like, heh. [He laughs quietly, like it's a private joke.] Like taking a shortcut. 'Cept I always know where I'm gonna end up.
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[Not something he ever elects to talk about openly all the time - just imagine the comedy gold that's come of it - but in this case, he doubts he made a wrong turn during one of his shortcuts (patent pending), because a) there's no way he sauntered off with the goal of cutting straight to Grillby's, comedic intentions or not, b) he'd kind of been slowly and dramatically dying at the time to prove a point, c) this just went and replaced one Underground with another, d) he doesn't do travel between different dimensions that break the script and general outline of things, and e) he just forgot why he was compiling a list in the first place, so he gives up.
The faux organization crumbles as soon as he started putting up scaffolding, so he more or less just lets his mental list fall into familiar disarray. That's a little better. It's easier to cherry-pick the important bits like this.]
Can't say it's ever as simple as going through a "Door" of any kind. It's more just like, heh. [He laughs quietly, like it's a private joke.] Like taking a shortcut. 'Cept I always know where I'm gonna end up.