[ Thank the lord. Someone that will encourage his heavy drinking lifestyle. This is why you're going to be his new best friend. Not to mention allowing him to be the most offensive - this is the best.

Though the Hell comment earns a snort as Dean shoves his way into the bar with a shoulder. ]

Hate to break it to you but i'm one of the assholes saying it ain't Hell. I mean, I can see where you're gettin' the idea with all the dicks around here, but i'm pretty sure it could be worse.