[He lifts a supraorbital ridge in amused acknowledgment.]
"Problematic," huh? Well, don't worry. You don't even gotta digest it. Does a real nice job of fixin' up any injuries you humans tend to get.
['Course, when you only got 1 HP, it's purely superfluous on his part. He doesn't even technically need food, being the skeleton monster he is. He just likes it, and the looks on people's faces when they see him drinkin' a full bottle of mayonnaise or some other condiment is priceless.]
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"Problematic," huh? Well, don't worry. You don't even gotta digest it. Does a real nice job of fixin' up any injuries you humans tend to get.
['Course, when you only got 1 HP, it's purely superfluous on his part. He doesn't even technically need food, being the skeleton monster he is. He just likes it, and the looks on people's faces when they see him drinkin' a full bottle of mayonnaise or some other condiment is priceless.]