Shadow? Cool? That's, uh...well, he's entitled to his opinion. Sans won't begrudge him for that. But Papyrus is definitely cooler than any hedgehog he knows, just puttin' that one out there.

"Heh, nah," says Sans with a laugh. "He's the sorta guy that loudly heckles from the audience. Only he does it outta love, see. Plus, he's real bad at hecklin'. It's hard to pull that off when you're just - relentlessly positive all the time, y'know?"