[Thank you, Kate, for helping! Carlisle is a little difficult, but two against one will make it easier.]

Carlisle, if you're going to be drinking a lot, it's better if there's people 'round to help you if you need it. 'Sides, I like you! You're cute and funny and obviously really smart. You can teach me about your plants!

[This is all true, but yes she is also definitely trolling. #JustFaithThings]