Hey, she likes Alph. But then, everybody likes Alph. The only person who don't like Alphys is Alphys. But to say he don't know how that is would be a dirty, dirty lie. His grin widens slightly.

"Yeah, she and me are pals. Don't let the stammer fool ya - she's the smartest brain in the Underground and got great taste in bad movies." Spent many a day watchin' some of those, when one or both of 'em wasn't really feelin' the whole "life" thing in any great capacity. And what better to do but pass the time with some obnoxiously greasy food and a horrible movie on a phone screen?