Maybe she's sadder than she lets on. Most people are, when you get down to it. We all got somethin' to hide unless you've got a monkey, so on and so forth. Point is, Sans ain't got a lot in him for pep talkin', but he does have one thing in his arsenal that he can pop out without fail.

"Sharp edge? Me?" He spreads his arms and glances down at himself indicatively. He's kinda got a wide girth goin' on for him. "Have you seen me? Takin' a walk with me is the textbook definition of a round trip."

Bad jokes can lighten even the dourest of moods. Ask anyone.