Occult, huh? That's, uh...new. You learn somethin' different every day. He's only got a vague notion of what the occult might be, and he's pretty sure he ain't real familiar of the concept in the context of how it is up on the surface.

"You're the first kid to get it right, actually," says Sans with a chuckle. And he's a damn sight more apologetic than most. Even has the good grace to look embarrassed about how he's kinda bulldozing through this conversation with all the grace of a bowling ball. "I'm a monster. Sans the skeleton. Pleased to meet."

And 'cause the kid might need a little lightening of the mood, he clips a whoopee cushion into his palm when he extends a bony hand to shake with a winning grin.