[ Well, that's a relief. Matt sighs. He couldn't really tell if he should worry about the helpful skeleton dude, but knowing that, he can rest a little easier. ]

Sounds like you wouldn't be able to do much munching at all-- did you say your teeth don't open?

[ There was a joke in there somewhere, Matt, and you totally missed it. ]

You don't... I mean, is it offensive to call the ones outside monsters too? You're giving me a lot of new terminology here.