burn_all_the_babies: (✿ Refuse and litter)
Tiny Tina ([personal profile] burn_all_the_babies) wrote in [community profile] hadriel_logs 2016-11-30 08:03 pm (UTC)

Who me~?? Why I did nuffin' at all~

[ Pressing a hand to her chest, swaying innocently and smiling as politely as she could. That is, until he collided with that tree, sending Tina into a fit of laughter. He was pretty clumsy for a big guy, must be because there's hardly any oxygen all the way up there where his head is. ]

AHAHAHAHAH HAHA AHAHA! Oh shi--!!

[ Tina sprung into action! Pulled her long sock up and pushed her short one down... Don't ask why... Getting ready to catch it as the nug came bolting her way. ]

Here it comes! Here it comes!!

[ She cried out, leaping in its direction head first, arms spread wide and like a majestic Orca catching a seal, Tina grabbed the thing in her arms, wrestled it to the ground and pinned it. After a moment, she stood. Victorious and triumphant! Holding it up like a scene from the Lion King. ]

Awww who's a cute lil' ugly piggy, yoo is~ yoo is- EW!! It's peeing! Peeeeeing!!! Ew ew ew ew ew ew!!

[ And just like that, Tina dropped the little fucker in a heartbeat. ]

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