"Sounds like you got quite the resume." Which means the Guard'll probably take him, no problems. Ain't like Sans is one to really put in a good word for someone who ain't his brother, or someone he's just met, but he doubts Curufin'll need the extra nudge. He sounds qualified enough.

"I'd say you ought'a be a little more careful 'bout who you call monsters." Sans taps the side of his skull with a grin. "You're talkin' to yours truly here, after all."