[She drifts down so it's like she's lying on her stomach, chin propped up on her hands like she's any other teen girl.]
Yeah, it's a real bummer how easy it is to fool you guys. This is some heavy-duty misdirection, though! Even I'm having a hard time with it. Hell, maybe you're not even real and I'm chatting up a rock. How's life, y'handsome boulder?
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[She drifts down so it's like she's lying on her stomach, chin propped up on her hands like she's any other teen girl.]
Yeah, it's a real bummer how easy it is to fool you guys. This is some heavy-duty misdirection, though! Even I'm having a hard time with it. Hell, maybe you're not even real and I'm chatting up a rock. How's life, y'handsome boulder?