[Well, shucks. This doesn't look like the kind of person who'll play along for very long at all. One of those typical surface humans, probably. Guess that means he'd better not drag the saccharine act out for too long, huh?]

Golly, you don't know how we play in the underground? It's easy as pie! Don't worry, I'll show you.

See, where I come from, we play using these little white... "friendliness pellets." Little bits of magic stemming from the very fabric of our being! The best way to become friends with each other is to share these pellets, by collecting up as many as you can.