(Hey! They spent a lot of time making that as shitty and offensive as possible! It totally qualifies as art.)

"You'd be correct." (They calm slightly, though they don't seem hugely interested.) "Though I have done a pretty good job of avoiding her without assistance. Unless you were trying to threaten me." (They do an admirable job of not looking even remotely intimidated by the prospect.

After a moment though, they sigh.)

"I suppose I might as well ask what you want me to help with."