armcollector: (for years and years and years)
magnus "the hammer" burnsides ([personal profile] armcollector) wrote in [community profile] hadriel_logs 2017-05-30 07:38 am (UTC)

Yeah, let's just go up, like, "hey, we're in the market for a new condo, which of your neighbors have mysteriously disappeared in groups of three or more?" And you know what? It'll be a great icebreaker for the eventual housewarming party.

[Magnus claps Taako on the shoulder.]

Alright, dude, we're about to do something neither of us has had to do in a very long time. We're going house-hunting. What are the most important amenities to you? I hear some of these places have their plumbing indoors. Haunted home, dealbreaker or no?

[Hear that, Taako? That's the sound of roommate compromise. That's when you have to compromise your alone time for a roommate that leaves his discarded clothing on the sofa. Remember those days? The cohabitation days? Surely you missed them dearly.]

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