[This is so embarrassingly domestic, but Taako can't even find it in himself to care. He's exhausted, and if he's heading for a bed, he'll go crusin for a snoozin'.]

That depends, is the ghost gay and does it suck my dick? I'd compromise on bisexual, but if I don't get thrown into another world and get a complimentary spectral dick-sucking the deal's off.

[This is the real sound of roommate compromise, Magnus- deciding the sexuality of your live-in sex ghost that Taako is now Insisting upon.]

Also, I want an open-concept kitchen and non-fluorescent lighting.