I mean, she could probably punch him, his AC's low as hell and he's more liable to run, but isn't it more fun to talk? And also listen to him say stupid shit?

"Y'know, like, spells you can do in a day and stuff. Does your world not have slots? Have I been missing out on a universe where people can just make fire, because wow, what a ripoff." Seriously, he would love to just be able to do that whenever. Maybe that's being a warlock? But then usually you have to make a pact with a demon or whatever. That might explain all the scars. "Seriously, though, you're blastin' out stuff like that at a lil scare, I'd hate to see what you'd do to somebody, uh, actually comin' at you. Which I do not intend to do, by the way. No interest in dying by immolation today."