That's true enough. No doubt you're just as weird as the rest of us.

[There's hardly a soul here who isn't. Dorian quite enjoys his own strangeness, though perhaps Cliff isn't the type to do that sort of thing. Dorian sort of remembers being a teenager, and it involved a lot of hating himself and drinking. Maybe that's what teenagers do?]

Very well. Do be on your guard, strange things often happen here.