I would not know what to do if it did either of those things.

[Honestly, he'd probably throw it in the lake. Communication device is fine, weapon of mass destruction that he doesn't know how to use less so.]

Communication over long distances is a difficulty, and this is a very clever solution. Would you mind demonstrating, though? I have to admit I wouldn't even have anyone here I could think of to contact.

[He's just too new.]