[...Okay, he has to laugh at Hayden's, uh, optimism? Is that what this is?]
It's a paintball gun, which is like a regular gun except that it shoots paintballs. Getting shot hurts, but it won't do actual damage. Not more than like a bruise or something, anyway. [...] But getting shot in the face would fuck you up, so avoid that. [The gods should've hooked them up with helmets or something, jesus.]
And don't point it at yourself. Or shoot it in the house.
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It's a paintball gun, which is like a regular gun except that it shoots paintballs. Getting shot hurts, but it won't do actual damage. Not more than like a bruise or something, anyway. [...] But getting shot in the face would fuck you up, so avoid that. [The gods should've hooked them up with helmets or something, jesus.]
And don't point it at yourself. Or shoot it in the house.
["IT'S EASY" except here are 298374234 rules.]