Well, we can head to the armory first, and see what catches your eye. Maybe we can start with somethin' like a crossbow, or daggers.

[Small but fierce. The killer queen! Prussia likes this idea.]

But it's not just weapons training, you know! You need to exercise. Be able to carry yourself in a fight. This place gets new monsters every month, and you need to be ready. I go train in the caves all the time. You can get lost in there for days 'n days.