Well you-- [The kid has a point. Still, this was unacceptable.] You could have just, uh, held on to it for later or something! The next time monsters get out of the caves or coliseum, you'll be thinking about that perfectly good gun you threw away. Hold on to it. Or at the very least, trade it. Plenty of people got like, houseplants or animal pajamas that I'm sure would be up for that.

[Wait a tic. How'd he even win this prize?]

How'd you even win this if you don't like guns? Did you just hide all week or something?