[She doesn't give him one of those sympathetic looks, which Ephemera appreciates, and pipes up with her own story. Or pieces of it, anyway. And this isn't so bad, now. It's a party. Ephemera grins. He likes Lup. She's easy to understand, even with all the weird magic shit.]

Go Team Foster Kids.

[Look at them succeeding in the world. Or...something.]

Treason, actually. And then I got armed robbery, gross and willful acts of sedition, murder of a superior officer, dereliction of duty, theft of military hardware, and ton of other shit.

[He counts them off one by one.]

Me and my squad, we were busy.