I, uh, didn't have much chance to play. Hayden took me out on accident as I was teaching him how to use the gun. [Safely. His lessons went over well, obviously.] If I had, then maybe? The paintballs knocking people out sounds like it would take away from the excitement just a little.

[He's glad he didn't have to experience that panic, at least.]

Shit. I've got this bag at home that has infinite storage, but it didn't show up here with me.

[They could've literally stolen everything wtf Door why did you screw him on this???]