Sure, it was thrilling, except for the part where it and its friends almost fucking ate me.

[He seems pretty upset and not very excited about the situation he currently finds himself in. Not like a seasoned adventurer, at any rate.]

... some gods. Kidnapped us into a cave. Uh-huh. Are you sure you're not just part of some hippie commune that lives out in the woods and thinks people with light-up shoes and smartphones are gods?

[Not that Max would know Merle grew up in an actual hippie commune.]